03 / the intervention
A record of unsolicited guidance, accelerated recovery protocols, and support that arrives with a very specific plan.
Filed / 01
When Elvin was going through a breakup, Abhijeet grew deeply concerned that Elvin wasn’t bouncing back fast enough. Mind you, it had been all of three days. To accelerate the healing process, Abhijeet devised a foolproof clinical intervention: drag Elvin to an NCA party, let him drink heavily, and then casually abandon post the exact moment Elvin pulled out his phone to drunk dial his ex. Therapeutic genius at its finest.
Filed / 02
When I went through my own breakup, Abhijeet decided to take a much more hands-on, undercover surveillance approach. Months after we had ended things, he remained an active follower of my ex just to “keep tabs.” I only uncovered this elite reconnaissance operation when Abhijeet walked up to me completely unprompted, asked with a straight face, “Bro, do you know what [Name] is up to?” and thrust his phone into my face to proudly showcase their latest Instagram posts. As I said before, therapeutic genius at its finest.